Rats with Wings
BIRD BRAINS: Inside the Strange Minds of Our Fine Feathered Friends (ISBN: 978-0-7267-8755-5)
by
Budd Titlow
In the avian scheme of things, gulls are the bird world’s biggest losers. For starters, they always seem to be starving for attention raucously flying around screaming at the top of their lungs.
Although most people call them “seagulls,” the term is not only taxonomically wrong but also very misleading. Gulls can be found just about anywhere, the primary criterion being the presence of a sanitary landfill—also known as the town dump. Gulls fill the same ecological niche as rats—only they descend on garbage from above instead of working their way through the trash from the bottom up.

A Western Gull rests on a piling while conjuring what type of trouble it can initiate. (Photo Copyright Budd Titlow, NATUREGRAPHS)

Gulls squabbling over a piece of meat one of them found on the beach. (Photo Copyright Budd Titlow, NATUREGRAPHS)
Roger Tory Peterson writes, “Ever-present gulls have adapted their ecology to the cities along our coasts and the Great Lakes. . . . On the big municipal dumps they swarm by confusing thousands—brown gulls, white gulls, young ones, middle-aged and old ones, rising in windrows at our approach and dropping to the rear among the grapefruit rinds, chicken bones, and coffee grounds.” Not only will gulls eat anything they find, but they are extremely brazen about doing so. On whale-watching trips out of Massachusetts, I’ve seen gulls snatch sand lances right out of the open mouths of humpback whales. While walking the surf line of Sanibel Island, Florida, I’ve watched them steal freshly caught fish away from diving brown pelicans. They also regularly raid nests of other birds—consuming both eggs and chicks—and even cannibalize nests in their own breeding colonies.

A flock of gulls hovers over a feeding humpback whale. These brazen birds are hoping to glean krill that spill out of the behemoth’s baleen-lined mouth. (Photo Copyright Budd Titlow, NATUREGRAPHS)
On ferry lines cruising from Cape Cod to Martha’s Vineyard and Nantucket Island, I remember passengers feeding herring gulls. On every trip, people would buy bags of potato chips and then stand on the upper deck holding individual chips high above their heads. The gulls following the boat would somehow establish a pecking order that determined which bird’s turn it was to swoop in and snatch the chip out of the fingers while the others watched. This went on until the entire bag of chips was gone.
In their defense, gulls are also some of our brainiest birds. I’ve watched laughing gulls crack open mussels and clams by dropping them on a parking lot pavement. If the shells didn’t open on the first drop—the gulls just scooped them up and dropped them again—only from higher up. Inland, gulls often follow tractors that are plowing fields swooping down to glean earthworms and insect larvae turned up by the plows.
Herring gulls also regularly follow fishing boats, knowing that these are always going to be excellent sources of waste fish parts and human garbage. Gulls have even been observed “bait-fishing” by dropping pieces of bread into a municipal pond. Then when the goldfish in the pond rise to grab the bread, the gulls plunge down, snatch them up and gobble them down.
Text excerpted from book: BIRD BRAINS: Inside the Strange Minds of Our Fine Feathered Friends, written by Budd Titlow and published by Lyons Press (an imprint of Globe Pequot Press).
Author’s bio: For the past 50 years, professional ecologist and conservationist Budd Titlow has used his pen and camera to capture the awe and wonders of our natural world. His goal has always been to inspire others to both appreciate and enjoy what he sees. Now he has one main question: Can we save humankind’s place — within nature’s beauty — before it’s too late? Budd’s two latest books are dedicated to answering this perplexing dilemma. PROTECTING THE PLANET: Environmental Champions from Conservation to Climate Change, a non-fiction book, examines whether we still have the environmental heroes among us — harking back to such past heroes as Audubon, Hemenway, Muir, Douglas, Leopold, Brower, Carson, and Meadows — needed to accomplish this goal. Next, using fact-filled and entertaining story-telling, his latest book — COMING FULL CIRCLE: A Sweeping Saga of Conservation Stewardship Across America — provides the answers we all seek and need. Having published five books, more than 500 photo-essays, and 5,000 photographs, Budd Titlow lives with his music educator wife, Debby, in San Diego, California.